1. Love getting changed
2. Request milk about every two hours
3. Spaz out into a star as much as possible
4. Drool. A lot.
5. Make it your main goal each and every day to attempt to fit your hand in your mouth. The more you do this, the better you will get. Also make sure to salivate all over your hand for optimum results. Then try to grab your mother’s face, she will love that slobbery hand.
It is also important to kick off your socks a lot, spit up all over your parent’s clothes, and screech like a bird.
Max is the cutest baby in the world! And he looks just like you š You seem like such an awesome mom!
I think if I drooled a lot and did that cool spastic star move like him…
…well, I think someone would lock me up. But it works for Mr. Max!